JOKES

• Mum, mum, in school everybody tells me that I'm confused!- Hey, kid, this is not your house... you live opposite the street!



• Two men at the station:- At what time does your train leave?- At two to two. And what about yours?- At two to two too!
  
  
• A woman goes to the doctor and tells him: 'You know Doc, I'm suffering of amnesia.'The doctor asks, 'OK. When did you notice that?'The woman replies: 'What?'



• What does zero say to number eight?Nice belt!
  
  
• - Do you know why the ocean is blue?- Because fish make blue, blue, blue, blue...