JOKES

• Mum, mum, in school everybody tells me that I'm confused!- Hey, kid, this is not your house... you live opposite the street!



• Two men at the station:- At what time does your train leave?- At two to two. And what about yours?- At two to two too!
  
  
• A woman goes to the doctor and tells him: 'You know Doc, I'm suffering of amnesia.'The doctor asks, 'OK. When did you notice that?'The woman replies: 'What?'



• What does zero say to number eight?Nice belt!
  
  
• - Do you know why the ocean is blue?- Because fish make blue, blue, blue, blue...

writing a movie review

I recently saw the movie of "Cast away" and it´s about a man who was lost in an island...

Hanks plays Chuck Noland, a FedEx systems engineer whose life, both personally and in my career is totally governed by the clock. His hectic career takes him, sometimes from one minute to the other, to remote places and away from his girlfriend Kelly, who plays Helen Hunt. The existence of manic Chuck has an abrupt end when, after a plane crash, becomes the sole survivor on a remote island, isolated in the desolate place it is possible to imagine. Stripped of the conveniences of everyday life, he must first meet the basic needs for survival, including water, food and shelter. Chuck, who always found the solution to the problems, must find a way to sustain physically. And then what? Here begins the real journey of personal Chuck. After four years, fate gives him the opportunity to fight to bring back to civilization, only to find an unexpected emotional challenge greater than all the physicists experienced so far. Their ability to persevere and not lose hope are a product of experiences. While the conclusion of the story of Chuck may not be an end to conventional Hollywood, is, like life, full of truth, pain and promise.

One of My favorite Songs

TEARS IN HEAVENby Eric Clapton

Would you know my name,If I saw you in heaven?

Would it be the same,If I saw you in heaven?I must be strong and carry on.

‘Cause I knowI don’t belong here in heaven.

Would you hold my hand,If I saw you in heaven?Would you help me stand,If I saw you in heaven?I’ll find my way through night and day.

’Cause I knowI just can’t stay here in heaven.Time can bring you down.Time can bend your knees.Time can break your heart,Have you begging please, begging please.Beyond the doorThere’s peace, I’m sure.

And I know there’ll be no moreTears in heaven.

Would you know my name,If I saw you in heaven?Would it be the same,If I saw you in heaven?I must be strong and carry on.

‘Cause I knowI don’t belong here in heaven.

Would you hold my hand,If I saw you in heaven?Would you help me stand,If I saw you in heaven?I’ll find my way through night and day.

’Cause I knowI just can’t stay here in heaven.

Time can bring you down.Time can bend your knees.

Time can break your heart,Have you begging please, begging please.Beyond the doorThere’s peace, I’m sure.

And I know there’ll be no moreTears in heaven.Would you know my name,If I saw you in heaven?Would it be the same,If I saw you in heaven?

I must be strong and carry on.‘Cause I knowI don’t belong here in heaven.

my last vacations

During my two weeks I had a lot of fun :

I went to Reynosa for visited friends and relatives; However one of the best places to go in tampico were the fair and the beach .

The fair begun from 5th of april to 19th of arpil you can found there rides, food and one of the attractions was the theater because singers did their performanced, one of that I went to see was Niurka .... she´s a really good singer and dancer mmmmmmm well just dancer and very pretty but one of that I really like it was Jaguares I love the rock in spanish.

Also I went many times to the beach with my friends , they came from California and Texas and they said to me that Tampico is one of best places that they had visited and the "Tortas de la barda" are the best food from here.